LOLONG BUWAYA

LOLONG BUWAYA

A giant crocodile was recently discovered at Agusan del Sur. Experts say that this is the biggest crocodile caught worldwide thus far. Authorities even officially give a name to this crocodile. A few days ago, they decided to call him "LOLONG BUWAYA". According to the locals, they are yet looking for a bigger crocodile still on the loose – the female counterpart of ‘Lolong’.

Actually, there is another crocodile moving around in the country much bigger and rapacious than ‘LOLONG’ of Agusan. And incidentally, his name is ‘LOLONG’ also. His habitat is at Makati City.

'LOLONG' of Makati partners in crime aside from the members of his law firm, includes Atty. 'LOLONG TSINOY' of the MOST reputable law firm of the Philippines, an equally avaricious and predatory lawyer, whose insatiable greed for money could only be matched by his almost unquenchable passion for sex especially with elderly widows of German nationals.

Official record shows that cases handled by the MOST reputable firm of the Philippines are being protected and assured of satisfactory results by the firm’s godfather and patron, the Honorable 'LOLONG SUPREMO', from the Office of the President of the Philippines.

If u have any case, any case at all, that needs legal services of an attorney, however foul or underserved it may be, you may contact any of the above named lawyers, and provided you have unlimited money to pay, we assure you of guaranteed highly gratifying results. The entire government machinery shall be at our disposal. No questions asked. Money talks.